Howard Lewis 5/6/13 Howard Lewis 5/6/13

Entangled With Ivy

I don’t know about you, but if there’s any chance I have to run through a fire, I’m going to at least wear pants. There are some parts I don’t want to burn.

Howard Lewis 4/29/13 Howard Lewis 4/29/13

Entangled With Ivy - contd.

It’s over two-hundred-fifty dollars a night. Although I’m sure you run a fine establishment, I can’t pay two-hundred-fifty dollars a night.

Howard Lewis 4/24/13 Howard Lewis 4/24/13

Entangled With Ivy - contd. again

I’m a trusting person, and I believe in giving people a chance, but I set the alarm clock.

Howard Lewis 4/22/13 Howard Lewis 4/22/13

Entangled With Ivy - next to the last

I had three lights that worked, power for my coffee maker, and HBO on a TV in Spanish. I was a happy man. Then the phone rang.

Howard Lewis 4/21/13 Howard Lewis 4/21/13

Entangled in Ivy - Final Installment

I could tip her five bucks, but five bucks for eighty cents worth of stuff would make me stupid. One buck, cheap; five bucks, stupid? Greasy hair and no coffee wasn’t sounding so bad.